May 2013
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
breakburnandends:
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
partyintheurl:
whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?
milfoftheyear:
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
